Way back in 2009, when my friend Nick Ott was in college, he took some hideously awesome modeling photos. Nick managed to keep them a secret from all of his friend for years but there's just one problem with secrets. There are no secrets anymore. I found his photos on the internet and made nickhott.com. Now every day is the worst day of his life.* I launched nickhott.com and it got picked up on Reddit, College Humor, TFM, Barstool Sports and accumulated 50,000 hits on its first day alone.
*Nickhott.com eventually had to be discontinued after "Nick Hott" started getting recognized at job interviews. Sorry nick!
Not only can you go to Nickhott.com for your hottest laughs, you can bring Nick Hott into your very own home with a slew of Nick Hott merch.
CW- Colin Quinn